Get your fucking feet off the table you inbred.

“the courage it took to get out of bed each
morning
to face the same things
over and over
was
enormous.”

Charles Bukowski (via chivalryisdead)

08.23.2014 / +129327 / thestraal / adderalldust

"But I wanted it blue!" "Now, dear, we decided pink was her color" "YOU decided!"

  • coworker: why are you pointing with 2 fingers?
  • me: why are you not pointing with 2 fingers?

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

mailbomb:

stargh0st:

hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

wwhat the fuck….

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

unresisted:

the deeper you go the bluer the water gets

I want to go here

08.23.2014 / +162529 / tfiosofficial / mangomamita

calabozos:

onlylolgifs:

Ice Bucket Challenge Fail Compilation

you know those kids dead

“You might not write well every day, but you can always edit a bad page. You can’t edit a blank page.”

Jodi Picoult (via sylviaplant)

royeah:

This is exactly what it feels like to have ovaries

08.23.2014 / +13335 / icovereditinslime / bioloca

setbabiesonfire:

"EAT ME"

"no leave me alone"

gosimpsonic:

It’s me, sir, Bobo, hug me, squeeze me, tug at my fur!

08.23.2014 / +155 / mmmsimpsons / gosimpsonic

socialjusticekoolaid:

What they won’t show you on CNN tonight: Ferguson residents line a parade of roses down W Florissant, leading to where Mike Brown was taken from this world. #staywoke #powerful #insolidarity 

08.23.2014 / +228 / vaultt-tec